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I wonder if Oscar the Grouch has a hipster cousin somewhere that lives in a recycling bin.
Growing up and becoming an adult was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
Marriage is like friends without benefits.
Facebook has suggested that I POKE you.
Abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.
Nothing is more heartbreaking than unappreciated sarcasm!
Threw my back out today reaching for the shampoo in the shower. But I`ll be telling everyone it`s from having sex while skydiving.
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn`t starving!!
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you`re finished.
Do Hostess employees have Snowball fights?
ever wonder if one day somebody will come knocking on your door and say “Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, can I come in?"
You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That`s a ghost finishing sex with you.
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