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This day needs more tomfoolery!
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
I don`t mind my long commute, I just hate that it always brings me to work.
People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
OH I´m sorry! I didn´t realise you were giving me a dirty look. I just thought you were ugly like that all the time!
I`m not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
Some days the only thought that stops me from being Dexter...is that I am WAY too pretty to go to prison
Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
If you trip and are about to fall on the ground yell "He`s got a gun!" and then you`ll look like a cool hero.
Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won`t let me use their microwave.