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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
One of the most important things in life is perserverance. Hang on...perseveren...no, perserveer...pesever… oh, never mind.....
Nobody really owns tupperware. We are all just really borrowing it from one another.
Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m a person.
I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with "Go away."
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
I need medical attention, but I will settle for just regular attention.
If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
I can make your gf scream louder than you can. - Spider
I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.
Cute things to put in a letter to your boyfriend/girlfriend; I adore you. You complete me. Must stay 500 yards away at all times.