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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of you are using Facebook as a substitution for prescription meds?
Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn`t appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
Phones are getting smarter and thinner. People, not so much.
If you’re gonna keep being so attractive, I’m gonna need you to make out with me.
My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
When your kids become teenagers, it`s important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
Part of me says I can´t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don´t listen to that guy. He´s drunk."
Vodka: Taking you from a 6 to a 10 in five easy shots
That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.
I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn`t reach the toilet paper.
Truthfully, I`d like you all a whole lot better if you were bacon.
Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days.