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I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can Breakdance?
I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
What do you mean I didn’t win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else.
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for it.
I always try to behave but there are usually too many other options.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
It`s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
We live in a time where "He is hot" is more important than "He is a nice guy."
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.