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Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
Facebook has suggested that I POKE you.
It’s almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he ended up fixing the washing machine after all.
The older I get, the more I enjoy being bored.
Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
McDonalds ... closing thigh gaps since 1967.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
I`m always amazed that when tragedy strikes how quickly people on Facebook become experts on the subject no matter what it is.
If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for.
There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, "Nature photographs." Thanks.
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business