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I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower.
After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
If you answer the phone and say "Hello, you`re on the air." most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
Summer needs to slow the hell down.
I don`t get it. If violets are blue, why do we call them violets?
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, "You once told me..."
I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.