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You can stop lifting weights now; it’s actually your personality that nobody likes.
Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Is there another word for synonym?
When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
You know what bothers me? When people assume you`re homeless cause you`re asleep on the street and your pants are gone..
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
I just came online to check the weather. That was 12 years ago.
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
Somewhere the inventor of yoga pants is near death from all the high fives and non-stop free tequila shots he gets.
when people fall in love they are called " love birds." when they fight they are called "angry birds."
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.