Daily Silly Status

I like to sit outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"

Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.

Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"

Thanks to the State Farm commercial now I want a Falcon.

I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?

Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.

Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it`s a small soft drink.

This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel

Note to self: Stop leaving notes to yourself, you never read them anyway...

Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends` food looked like.

If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning

There are so many things in life I still need to lick.

Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here`s a plastic sack of my breath"

Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.

Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.