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I bet Miley Cyrus is eating Twerky right now.
I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.
When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
I can`t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
I`m so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign And before that ... we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that sh!t.
I’ve already decided, if I ever go to The Price Is Right, I’m gonna “come on down” whether they call my name or not.
I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
I’m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
I roasted a turkey today, but I don`t think he got the jokes.
?”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
If you`re going to be original, be prepared to be copied.
If you start smacking people with your wife`s purse she won`t ask you to hold it for her anymore
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
I`m sure the guy standing at the urinal next to me, regrets wearing those flip flops today.