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I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
Light travels faster than sound. That`s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Everything is so much funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
We can`t all be princesses, somebody has to clap as I go by. :P
There`s both a McDonald`s and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank
I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.
I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
Well another funny thing about this status is, by the time your done reading this, you realize it talks about absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time. Welcome to Facebook.
If you can`t handle me at my worst I completely understand, because I can`t either.
Before Walmart you had to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded lady!
I like to walk by a chick in slow motion so she thinks i`m the one
No matter how compelling and convincing the other person’s argument is, you can always win a debate by adding “yeah, but still” at the end.