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Does this status update make me look fat?
I wonder how many dads named their sons Luke just so they can say "Luke, I am your father."....
I`m here to pick you up when you fall. Whether I tripped you is another thing...
363 shopping days `til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
I just bought Velcro shoes.... What a rip off!
If I don`t remember what I did, don`t ruin it for me by reminding me.
I hope to get to the point in my life where Iām not excited about finding change on the ground.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
I always get this dream where I`m driving in reverse ...Then I wake up and see that I`m driving normally.
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.