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I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Todays hot tip: Boomerangs and Attention Deficit Disorder don`t mix.
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
Just got a new phone. Pretty pissed all my contacts were not lost.
Saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons last night. ..Must be going through a tough period in her life.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
I worry about the future because I know my friends that are teachers.
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
How come the voices inside of a crazy person`s head never say shit like "hey, go to the gym" or "hey, cure cancer" or "hey, don`t be crazy"?
Sometimes at the gym I`ll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I`ll get my shorts on.
Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
I hope common sense is the next cool trend.
Happy birthday you motor boatin SOB! Have a great day