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That urge you get to write, "No one cares" on someone`s status.
No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed…
I wouldn`t mind being alone with my thoughts, if I didn`t know them all so well.
Just want to apologize to all the unlucky men that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped her.
I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….
I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "PLOT TWIST!" and move on.
I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
I`m on that “Starts tomorrow” diet.
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.