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I don’t go to bars for the same reason I don’t grocery shop when I’m hungry. I always come home with things I didn’t need.
Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
I`m always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
Haters gonna hate, your honor
Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms they will run away.
I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
Don`t waste my timeline.
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
Say what you want about the porn industry. But they are hard workers.
Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment.
I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
I Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?