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I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
I must say I enjoy it more when a girl asks me out. To me, there`s nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.
My wife told me her favourite position is when i lay very very still for a few hours........late at night....until the alarm clock goes off in the morning.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The secret to success is in my bra.
Now that I`m turning 40, I need to be careful about what I eat and drink and make sure I am getting my nutrients. That is why I just added pulp-free Orange Juice to my Vodka.
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
It`s the little things in life that matter the most... for instance the refrigerator light, helping you to see that last beer way in the back!
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
My boyfriend isn`t allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets.