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Sometimes, late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
I`m happy that my grandma thinks that a iPad is for wet and leaking eyes
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness....NO WE WON`T!!
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
Can I have your number or do you just want the 8 dollars for the drink?
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
My therapist says I`m a clueless, un-observant trainwreck. Which is weird because up until this moment, I never even knew he was a therapist.
When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...