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Some people are like water balloons; they`re more fun when you throw them out the window.
Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car that says "I know what you did".
No one asks the tough questions, like why are drug dealers on the metric system?
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
Whenever our neighbor`s dog is barking, I know there`s either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.
If you`re ever held at gun point, just remember, I`m behind you 100%.
Sometimes I get so mad at myself for being too lazy that I don`t even do anything about it.
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
By the time I’ve said “Nice to meet you” I’ve already forgotten your name.
Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
I put the “Pro” in Procrastinate.
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)