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Starting an international incident is number one on my bucket list.
From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
Who named them veterinarians and not "dogtors"?
At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?
( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Yes, I talk to myself...Yes, I answer myself and Yes, I argue with myself....and the makeup sex is awesome.
And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
Everyone is beautiful in their own way, your way just happens to be in the dark.
Life is like a teenager`s p@nis. some are short, some are long, but it is always hard.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots.