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The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
I don`t eat a high fiber diet to be healthier, I eat so I`ll have to $hit more at work.
You guys are even more beautiful now that I`m wearing my "wine glasses".
I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
I get a real kick out of people who drive a mile in their car to run a mile on a treadmill.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken
Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?
Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?
I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches.