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Someone told me that I seemed a little more classy than usual. The only thing I can think of is they somehow found out I used a Target bag instead of one from Wal Mart to line my bathroom`s wastepaper basket.
My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I`d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
Sometimes I feel that I need someone special to complete me, but then I have a pizza and I`m like, "Nope. I`m good."
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I`d be like cool I`m going home to eat.
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
I`m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that`s still a sports injury, right?
I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
The problem with this generation? The cartoons suck.