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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
I don`t know what`s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
My kids don`t even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
"You go girl" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like
The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
Ladies: Sometimes you just need to throw your arms up in the air and say, "Tie me up"
I wonder if dogs ever wake up in the morning and think "dear god please don`t take me jogging with you today"?
Punctuality is a waste of time since no one is ever there to appreciate it.
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. They are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
I think Labor Day is to remind people that after a full day with the family, going to work actually isn`t so bad after all.