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Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
363 shopping days `til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
Lets not get carried away it`s not like McDonalds shutdown
So far my bracket is perfect! I can`t wait to fill the rest of it in.
You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
Whenever there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
Sorry I`m late. I had five cups of coffee and became convinced I could probably bend a fork with my mind, so I had to give it an honest try.
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
REPOSTED~WARNING~PLEASE READ! If someone comes to your door and asks you to remove your clothes,and dance with your arms in the air...~DO NOT DO THIS....~It is a SCAM~...They just want to see you naked....I wish I had known this yesterday....I feel so stupid now
"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"
Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, “Where the hell did that shirt go?”
New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I`ll decide what is "fresh" and "natural" and "like a real girl" thank you very much.
There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.