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Of course I’ll buy a polished rock made into a necklace. I’m on vacation, aren’t I?
Nobody wants to know your diet. So shut up, eat your lettuce and be sad.
Thanks to the State Farm commercial now I want a Falcon.
Men are like dogs. We`re excited to see you, and we have no idea what you`re mad about.
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Does "who cares" count as advice?
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job...
Don’t compare yourself to others, that’s when you start to lose confidence in yourself.
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.
You know it`s been a good night when you wake up and see bite marks on the walls...
The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.