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It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
In relationships, it’s important to pay attention to the person’s likes and dislikes. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled.
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my credit card goes through
I`ll be a morning person when it`s Christmas.
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
You`ll never see me on Hoarders because I can`t afford that much sh!t.
Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater.
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
A small child called 911 upon seeing a zebra because he thought a horse escaped from jail
Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
I fear the day when our kids would look at old you tube videos of us doing the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style and think what a retarded generation ours was.
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!