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So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
One trenta cheeseburger please.
If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it`s doubtful you`d advise me to be "on it".
People like you remind me how lucky I am that my cell phone provider has a block option! Just sayin.
My friends were alway so nice. They were like "of course you`re not fat! Come on, grab two chairs and sit with us" :)
Scratch and Sniff Here [____] …Smells like glass, doesn’t it
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
Nothing says "I`ve already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
If you would`ve told me back in 1999 that we`d still be using animated gifs in 2015, I would`ve said "Wow, what a boring conversation"
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.
No really I`m fine, I have drugs and alcohol to block out reality, but thanks anyway...