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My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
Don`t be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
Four words that I never want to hear: we`re out of beer
All milk is breast milk.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Kid, I can take you out the same way I brought you into this world, by making it look like an accident.
When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
Iām not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
Don`t mistake my middle finger as an offer.
One of the best uses I`ve ever found for invisible ink is when I signed my marriage license with it.
Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
I almost forgot to upload a pic of my Starbucks coffee. What a waste of coffee that would have been!
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis