Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch.
when she says "size doesn`t matter" what she really means is "I have been disappointed before." :)
Haters are my motivators(:
That horrible feeling you get when you`re not asleep anymore.
Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!
I don`t have issues... I AM an issue
The guy who decided how to spell bologna was clearly in over his head.
You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about sh!t ...?
Iām a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
It`s not condescending if they`re stupid.
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
Facebook crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket.
I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
Bananas are the strippers of the fruit world.
Swearing: because sometimes "golly gee" and "meany" just don`t cut it.