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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
How the hell do you call Batman during the day?
Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
Have you ever woke up pissed at someone because of something they did in your dream?
I once peed a girl`s name in the snow, so don`t fcuking tell me I don`t know romance.
I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don`t know how much I want. They don`t know my life. They don`t know what I`ve been through.
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
If you lack motivation, get on treadmill naked in front of mirror.
Adam Levine beating me out for sexiest man contest is complete bullsh*t.
Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
I want you to know that whatever problems you`re having, I`m here to read about it on Facebook
Showed the kids here how to eat corn-on-the-cob typewriter style........ Now explaining typewriter.