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I don’t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.
People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
When people ask me what I`m going to be on Halloween, the answer is always the same: really drunk
I’m in a long distance relationship. Sure, some people refer to it as a restraining order, but still.
I kind of feel like getting some work done today, so I’m just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
Is there another word for synonym?
I don`t speak Spanish, but I`m pretty sure "Dora" means "annoying"
Apparently there is no age limit on ignorance.
I saw a lady with twins babies. One had a shirt that said ‘Copy’ the other ‘Paste’. That made my day.
I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
Drinking Tip: Never buy the first round cause that`s when people care what they`re drinking!
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.