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Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
Just made a bunch of money by standing outside a party and charging $3 to enter ... I don`t even know who`s party it was!
My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.
It`s so cold Miley Cyrus got her toungue stuck on her wrecking ball
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
Never let a medical procedure scare you. That`s what the bill is for.
I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming... 1. Whenever you`re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you`re right, shut up.
I don`t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is my iPhone. Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
Mirror mirror on the wall, I am sexy; screw you all.