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Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
The sooner you fall behind the more time you´ll have to catch up.
My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day.
You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
I like to go to the bar and flip peoples license plates upside down, then go home and listen to my scanner.
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note “Don’t eat me”.Now there’s an empty plate and a note “Don’t tell me what to do”
*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS
My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that`s okay with you guys?
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
Next time you`re in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks.
If the Sahara Desert had a motto it would be "Long time, no sea."
No matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s I’m still gonna eat it.