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Iām giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
"You drive me to drink!!!" ~Me shouting to the taxi driver.
I`ve probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator
I have always been suspicious of Wendy`s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad! And you said I`d never amount to anything...
I was trying to think of something really deep to post on Facebook this morning. The Mariana Trench comes to mind.
If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, "Nature photographs." Thanks.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I could slap 8 people at once.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Not a day goes by when I don`t try to use The Force.