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While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
Does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
Honestly, I’ver never see anyone fall because of a banana.
My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again.
“True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge.
If at first you don`t succeed, try drinking a shot of Vodka while you do it. You`ll be amazed of how much less you care.
No, I don`t have tourette syndrome..I was just telling you what I think of you.
eHarmony matched me with a bean bag chair with duct tape on it
Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the “ABCs” in my head to remember which letter comes next.
Be good ... or I will text Santa
"Don`t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse."
Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.