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The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven`t seen for half an hour.
Jehovah`s witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes
I don`t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don`t have to be nice anymore.
Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
The only sit up I do is the one I use to get out of bed.
Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every person on planet Earth.”
It should really be called teethpaste.