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I`m still kinda pissed that they never did tell us how to get to sesame street
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back in my toy chest..
You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.
ATTENTION: Upon further consideration, I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
My package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
Looks don’t matter to me if you’re attractive.
Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.