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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Exercise... the poor person`s plastic surgery
Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise."
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
I can`t believe The Stones are still doing it after all these years. Someday I want to have a marriage like Fred and Wilma.
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
I don`t get it. If violets are blue, why do we call them violets?
Every time I start to feel happy I remember the shingles virus is already inside me.
Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC