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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese`s pieces
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
My 14 year old sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added "not in your pajamas". So I`m wearing hers because good moms listen.
You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
There’s really no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn’t be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn’t waste thousands of them in the `80s throwing them at Mario.
I`m not sayin you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
If you win a years supply of calendars, you would only win 1 calendar.
Dwjxdjdhjfrjfjhrha! Sorry--you will get a more coherent status update AFTER I`ve had my coffee!
If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
Why isn`t cat food made from birds, mice and squirrels??