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All I`m saying is that the cheese grater wouldn`t have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after every use.
All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
New day, same old bullsh!t
Sometimes, in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
Just saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster, I had to step in, They couldn`t even lift him, We high-fived & laughed
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?
Just convinced my Mom she won`t get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn`t see Teen Wolf first.
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
I never let anyone see me eat junk food. Not because I`m afraid they will judge me. I just don`t want to share.
Bring a side? Like, of alcohol?
My ex said he would die for me. All I`m saying is, it was his suggestion.
It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.
I was at the hospital earlier today and saw a cute girl with a cast on her leg. Naturally, my first thought was "Hey, this one can`t run away..."