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I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters.
If I tell you I can`t text you because I`m driving it`s only because I`m also eating.
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
If the Terminator was female the line would have been, “I might be back, I haven’t decided yet.”
I suspect my gravestone will have a pretty serious urine discoloration not long after I`m gone.
Of course you don’t think you’re ignorant! That’s the definition of ignorance!
Ever wonder why divorces are expensive? Because they are worth it!
I`m celebrating 1 year of sobriety today ... I think it was 1989 ... Cheers!
Well, it`s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
that an iPhone 6+ in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say "Don`t get smart with me!"
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it!
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....