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You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
I just realized that the only time I`m good at dancing is when I`m about to pee my pants
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Kohls.
The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
Thinking " What would happen if the whole world farted at once and a person lit a lighter?"
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
Cooking tip of the day: Rub your eyes BEFORE you dice the jalapenos...
There`s a pretty good chance I`ll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people...
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever.