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I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
doesn`t mind that people start spreading rumors about me.. it’s when they spread the truth that I’m screwed ;)
You know it´s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with.. "Are you sitting down?"
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
If money can`t buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
If your father is poor, Its your fate, but if your father-in-law is poor, then its your fault!
If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job.
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?
I keep seeing all these commercial on TV about working out and getting "ripped" in 90 days.. Give me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I`ll get ripped in 15 minutes
Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned.