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I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
When people ask me what I`m going to be on Halloween, the answer is always the same: really drunk
At hotels, you can either take a helicopter tour of the city or drink the bottle of water on the table. They cost the same.
Gentlemen may not be extinct, but they are definitely endangered
My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking. One cleaning.
Sometimes, in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
I wonder if the psycho hitchhiker ever gets picked up by the psycho driver. Now there`s a movie I`d pay to see.
My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-a$$".
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
“Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
I like staying up insanely late but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep. See my dilemma?