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Today: I`m going to be understanding, productive, and nice. WHAT? Stop laughing! I`m serious!
If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she`s practising for her next selfie
You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.
iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
"Man, you know your bible verses forwards and backwards" - said no one ever
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
I dont want to sound like a badass or anything but I play Wii without the wrist strap on....
“Knock him out.” – Mama
This morning I woke up to a surprise BJ. Thats the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
Hardest question in a relationship, "What do you feel like eating?"
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
I’m alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.
The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
I went on two diets because there wasn’t enough food on just the one.
You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.