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Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
Every time I see a safety warning on a product I can`t help think to myself how natural selection has failed us once again...
Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
I could of sworn my pillow`s a hairdreeser...coz I always wake up with the craziest hairstyles!! :D
I`m a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.
I hate it when I think I`m buying organic vegetables and I get home to discover they`re just regular doughnuts.
The zoo basically has two modes. 1. Lazy sleepy animals. 2. Hard core porn
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs
Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
I don’t want to rule the world… Just everything within a hundred square mile radius.
“Make it rain” is the only appropriate response when asked if you want freshly grated parmesan.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about