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Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800`s isn`t a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
There`s a sense of great satisfaction when I`m the tie breaker between `Funny` and `Not Funny` status updates.
I remember my single days like it was 11 years, 1 month, and 12 days ago.
I`m watching Godzilla tonight.... His parents asked me to babysit
I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
You`d think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrongside-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
EVERY Friday is good in my book!
I often ask myself "What`s wrong with me?" and the answer is ALWAYS "You can`t drink at work"
Be good ... or I will text Santa
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?