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I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
My girlfriend told me that Iām starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker...
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table.
I love a woman in uniform. I mean naked.
That awkward moment when the automatic flushing toilet goes off when you`re still sitting down.
I`ve been catfishing my best friend for the last 3 weeks. He`s gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I`m showing these emails to his wife.
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
On cold mornings like this I just tell outrageous lies and hope my pants catch fire.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
Some life lessons are so profound; you only need to do them one time. Putting Icy Hot on my balls, for example ā¦
My 5 year plan includes purchasing a Slurpee machine.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.