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Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars.
Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
That`s not chapstick in my front pocket.
I`m 5`5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
If the wicked witch of the west melts in water ... How did she bathe?
You don`t have to dress like you`re a handbag, unless you are Lady Gaga.
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried to nail JELL-O to a tree.
Stalin should have known communism doesn`t work. There were red flags everywhere.
Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I`m recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.
Greeting all the Single People a very Happy Independence Day!!
I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?