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that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
pudding... thats always a funny word
"What did you do today?" "I text messaged." :)
What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
I can`t help but feel important when someone says there`s a special place in hell for people like me.
Here`s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts your brake lines.
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
Your so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince.