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Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you`re ugly.
If everything goes as planned, tonight I shall drink myself beautiful.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should`ve considered.
I`m gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you`re interested by repeatedly asking "why doesn`t our lawn ever look that nice?"
Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy, and innocent ... Oh, for heaven`s sake! Stop laughing!
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day
I always thought I looked like romeo, until I washed the picture off my mirror...