Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
You ran a marathon? I ran like 5 red lights this week...
And that`s when I realized, it wasn`t the hamburger who needed help, it was me
If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
Day 8. You should be thankful that I`m medicated
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
I`m not lazy, I just rest before I get tired
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Good for you, people that do things.
I`ve found a new coping mechanism....................COOKIES!
You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
I don’t think my inner child is ever moving out.