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Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )
good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
don`t kiss the monitor, just ask me nicely..
Yes Officer, I carry a knife, but that`s just in case I find a cake.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted.
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
Obviously the movie "the good wife" is not based on a true story. It`s fiction people.
Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they`re making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.