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Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
Going to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me with that needle, I run off yelling `thanks for the free shave loser!`
Beer doesn’t have that many vitamins in it…that’s why you have to drink a lot.
Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
Just bought two donuts without sprinkles...Diets are hard!
Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
Why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.
Suddenly I can`t remember if it`s ok to use tampons as Nerf darts or if it`s the other way around.