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When exactly are they going to make Xanax fit my Pez Dispenser?
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, luckily for him I was up practicing on my new drums
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
I was shocked when I heard the local Radio Shack is closing. Mostly because I had no idea we had one.
Someday, I`ll live in my OWN basement!
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it.. So now I have to live in constant fear.. O_o
I hate when the remote is way over there
Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
if your morning beverage isn`t half booze/half coffee, you`re doing Saturday wrong.
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.