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It`s so cold Miley Cyrus got her toungue stuck on her wrecking ball
" I don`t watch much tv" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to get in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar, because you`re so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and ... hold on, are those nuts?
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger”. You might think that’s pretty cool. She doesn’t like it
Hey people who say I am boring and not interesting; FYI the police just called saying they want to talk to me because I am "a person of interest"
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
How long do I have to stand in front of the microwave for to become a member of X-Men?
If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.
Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Good Morning! A fresh cup of hot coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I already achieved all my goals for the day.