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Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
I`m in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
I thought I was having déjà vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
Chapstick is an entire industry based on you losing the product and buying more.
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
To calculate the average number of times a guy has sex per week, multiply the number of fantasy football leagues he`s in by the number zero.
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
If you think about it, before the first mirror was invented, if you didn’t live near a body of water, you had no idea what you looked like.
My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!