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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
If you`re able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
You are the pebble in my shoe of people
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
I`m flattered that you took time out from your lack of a life to judge mine.
It`s always quiet on here at the weekends, it`s like you people have lives or something...
No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
is giving everyone permission to steal, and use this status.